By Julie Tomascik
I find that laughter is often the best medicine, and there are plenty of ag-related jokes to provide comedic relief. Like these 14…
What did the cow say to the calf?
It’s pasture bedtime
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Because they lactose!
What did the girl mushroom say to the boy mushroom?
You’re a fungi.
Who tells chicken jokes?
Comedi-hen
What’s a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?
Straw-berries
What happened when the farmer crossed a chili pepper, a shovel and a terrier?
He got a hot-diggity-dog!
What’s a potato’s least favorite day of the week but your favorite?
Fry-day!
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when milking cows?
Udder nonsense
Why do cows like being told farmer jokes?
Because they like being aMOOsed
Why can’t you tell secrets on a farm?
Because the corn has ears, and the potatoes have eyes.
What farm animal keeps the best time?
A watch dog!
What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bulldozer!
What is a sheep’s favorite game?
Baaa-dmitton
What kind of horses only get out at night?
Nightmares
Corny? Yes. Amusing? I thought so.
And I hope they provided a laugh for you, too. After all, we could all use a few more laughs.
Thanks for sharing! Really amusing.
hahahahahahahaha
Well, you missed out on a joke there at the end! Granted, it was already used in another joke, but I was expecting it to say “aMOOsing? I thought so.”